The absolute worst things in the world.

axolotlinabottle:

will-i-am-:

anarchymydear:

looking at all this pissed me off lol i hate all of this shit

AHAHAHAHA



psycoactive:

when you get so tired you have no idea what you’re saying anymore


wowfunniestposts:

what a funny blog




  • skinny friend: omg I wish I was skinny
  • smart friend: omg I only got a B+
  • athletic friend: omg I wish I could run
  • not single friend: omg I hate my boyfriend
  • popular friend: omg people always want to hang out with me
  • me: 
  • me: 
  • me: 
  • me: 
  • me: *cries in the shower*
  • me: I like food so much

❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ No one likes me because i am weird as fuck


alexlately:

Twerk.


Anonymous asked: oh how i love your pro pic ;D

AND THANK YOU <333 I take pride in that ;D


Anonymous asked: you should change ur defult pic kenneth ;D and send the pic to suggysean ;D

LMFAAAAAAO! Nahh I shouldn’t ;DD 



When your parents try to talk to you about your future

wowfunniestposts:

and you’re just like,

this blog is hilarious


wowfunniestposts:

this blog is hilarious


I hate when people try to whisper to me when the teacher is looking right at us -

wowfunniestposts:

“dumbass, you’re gonna get us BOTH in trouble”

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funniest blog ever